Seaz Nuts - Tom & Dan Cruise

A Mediocre Time With Tom & Dan Presents

Tom & Dan
Cruise 2027

The most unhinged multi-day event at sea for the most loyal listeners in Central Florida.

[Sail Dates Here]  •  Departing [Port City, FL]

Captain's Cap Live Podcast Onboard
Palm Island Private Island Day
Compass Sponsor Meet & Greets

More Than a Vacation

It's A Community. It Just Happens To Float.

The Tom & Dan Cruise started as a dumb idea and turned into the highlight of the year for hundreds of Mediocre Time listeners across Central Florida. It's a multi-day event at sea built around one simple rule: everyone on this boat already gets the jokes.

Expect a live podcast recording with the whole crew, a private cocktail hour just for our group, sponsor giveaways you'll actually want, and enough inside jokes to last until next year's cruise. This isn't a generic ship full of strangers — it's our people, our hosts, and our nonsense, all in one place for a few days.

Rope Knot

Anchor Cruise Legacy

  • 2014Where it all began
  • 2015Nassau & Coco Cay, Enchantment of the Seas
  • 2019Bigger and better than ever
  • 2024The crew returns to the high seas
  • 2027[This year's cruise — the biggest yet]
Tom & Dan - Seaz Nuts

Your Captains For The Voyage

What To Expect

The Onboard Experience

Captain's Cap

Live Podcast Recording

An exclusive, in-person taping of A Mediocre Time — recorded live, onboard, with the whole crew.

Private Cocktail Hour

A listener-only happy hour, just our crew, away from the crowds.

Palm Island

Private Island Day

A full day on a private beach — games, giveaways, and open bar in the sun.

Compass

Sponsor Giveaways

Branded swag, raffles, and gifts from the same brands who make this whole trip possible.

The 2027 Sailing

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Day 1

Embarkation & Sail Away

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Day 2

Sea Day — Live Podcast Recording

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Day 3

Private Island Day

Beach day at [Island Name] — games, giveaways, and the private cocktail hour. [Add details]

Day 4

Port Stop — [Port Name]

Explore on your own or join a group excursion. [Add excursion options]

Day 5

Sail Home

Farewell brunch, closing announcements, and disembarkation. [Add details]

From Cruises Past

Memories From The High Seas

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Brought To You By

Our Presenting Sponsors

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Reserve Your Spot

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Interior Cabin
$[XXX] per person
  • Double occupancy
  • Access to all group events
  • Live podcast recording seat
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Ocean View
$[XXX] per person
  • Double occupancy
  • Window / ocean view
  • Access to all group events
  • Live podcast recording seat
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Balcony
$[XXX] per person
  • Double occupancy
  • Private balcony
  • Access to all group events
  • Live podcast recording seat
  • Priority island-day seating
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Before You Book

Frequently Asked Questions

Who can come on the Tom & Dan Cruise?

Anyone! You don't have to be a Real Radio 104.1 listener or ACT Podcast subscriber to join, but you'll fit right in if you are.

What's included in the price?

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How do I book my cabin?

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Is there a payment plan?

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Interested in sponsoring the cruise?

Email dan@tomanddan.com — presenting and featured sponsor packages are available.